Wednesday, 11 July 2012

"You'll do" (Taxi Talk - Part II)

Taxi driver: "I stopped for you because you are white."
Me: ?
Taxi driver: "I want a white girlfriend."
Me.  "Why do you want a white girlfriend?  What is wrong with having a Motswana girlfriend?"
Taxi driver:  "I want a white girlfriend."
Me: "Well, it won't be me.  I am too old for you."
Taxi driver:  "Then you can find me a young white girlfriend.  And if you can't find a young one, then you'll do."

2 comments:

  1. I think a quick dampener would be for you to say: "I got into your taxi because I wanted taxi driver giving free rides"

    It won't be me, I'll charge you some money

    then you can find me a free taxi, and if you can't find a free one, then you'll do.

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  2. Ah Jane!
    At least there's no mind games there....

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